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    Post  GarryB Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:36 am

    of course the jokes from the west keep coming from this.

    Which is funny because we all know the earth is 5,123 years old...

    Of course they are going to attack the interview... first some think they are being funny, but the core of the problem is that they are children and you either agree with me or you are Putins puppet, there can be no discussion or debate or changing of opinions... we are soldiers of god and our mission is to have every ones money and resources and that will make the whole world better for everyone. (NOT).

    So they were signing documents with cleaning ladies instead with the owners? And then they wondered why the owners didn't give a shit about the document? Imagine that...

    Play stupid games win stupid prizes

    That is how things work, you talk terms with the lowlives and they take the deal back to their superiors to either sign or reject. They rejected it, which gave Russia the opportunity to eliminate hundreds of thousands of brainwashed nazis and suck 200 billion dollars out of the economies of the west.

    It also sucked all the ex soviet equipment, weapons and ammo from eastern europe, so while the US MIC is now going to make money the performance potential of HATO has collapsed because now they will operate with fragile expensive shit that is too expensive to buy in the volumes you are going to need it in and most of it will fail on the battlefield because Russia has now learned how to deal with it.

    It has cost Russia men and lives and material, but Russia has also gained independence and been properly separated from western and west looking Russian oligarchs that were just sponging off the Russian economy. We hear about Russian billionaires extracting 60 million a year from Russian ports so their nieces can live it up in New York (in the US, not Ukraine). Now that money drain is severed and that port will get investment and growth for everyone to benefit from. Western companies are getting forced to sell up for cents on the dollar for established companies they invested enormous amounts of money to set up and they are there because they are generating good income... good income that will now remain in Russia.

    Russia has suffered pain but it has been worth it I believe because it has dragged Russia kicking and screaming out of the western web to a place where they can grow and thrive and develop together with the rest of the world where truly huge amounts of money can be made fair and square without screwing over your new trading partners.

    It is good that the west is so evil and self centred and it is good they are displaying this evil to the world.

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    Post  Airbornewolf Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:26 pm

    When gamers call out the obvious propaganda bullshit lol1

    someone thought it was a good idea to make a Ukrainian drone operator game.

    Comment section is hilarious. lol1

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    Post  GarryB Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:17 am

    They have a new sales manager for the company that makes the software... a V Zelensky.

    He has changed the price labels from dollars to billions of dollars and is going on a world tour that might keep him out of office for the next decade or two...
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    Post  PapaDragon Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:03 am


    They couldn't come up with more original name?

    Add showelware to description as well

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    Post  kvs Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:56 pm

    https://igotstandardsbro.com/

    Female delusion calculator.

    Put in male salaries over 100,000 as a bare minimum. Most women who score 5 or less out of 10 in looks expect to marry a man making more than
    the average.

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    Post  GarryB Sat Mar 02, 2024 3:42 am

    Ironic that he picked such a gay way of getting up there.

    Surely the brick wall to the right would be easier to climb on to and walk up...

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    Post  nomadski Mon Mar 04, 2024 10:33 am




    The German hit man looks like the dwarf President .( Chance-llor ) .....what his name ....?


    Italy has style , more important than the job !!


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    Post  GarryB Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:05 pm

    Found this on the internet...

    As they say the Germans made their bed and from now on all beds will be made in America. Great move Germany.

    And I have to repost Holes joke from the Ukraine thread.... hilarious and so relevant too....

    Like that joke about two russian soldiers meeting in the ruins of Washington.
    First soldier: Why so sad?
    Reply: I heard we lost the propaganda war.

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    Post  higurashihougi Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:52 pm

    When you use the chat GPT and you forget to double-check your article

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    Post  GarryB Thu May 16, 2024 1:46 pm



    Funny standup routine from Robin Williams...

    It is from 2009 and has an interesting bit at about 28:35 about Joe Biden...

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    Post  kvs Fri May 17, 2024 1:34 pm

    Something funny and sad. The name Ukraine is very similar to the Russian word "ukrast", to steal. It was some sort of mental block
    that I did not catch this one a long time ago, but Ukraine sounds like land of theft or stolen land. It is rather fitting given the historical
    reality. There was no Ukraine in the 1200s. All claims about Knyaz Vladimir being an Ukr are total BS. Kievan Rus as not any Ukraine.
    It was historical Russia. "Ukrainian" history is indeed stolen Russian history.

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    Post  Werewolf Fri May 17, 2024 1:59 pm

    Ukraine is combination from "У" which is old russian word for "next to" and you can hear it in small villages said by old people and "Край" which means Border or Rim.

    This is also the reason why in all slavic languages it's "Na Ukrainu" and not "in Ukraine". You can't drive into a border/rim only next to it. It's not that deep. Ukrainians are all people who lived next to the Border of the West even the conquered and new citizens which were and still some are Polish by blood.

    Kievan Rus' did never exist as a state, it's a term by Mikhail Maximovich a Russian historian from Imperial Russia which describes the period when Kiev became the capitol of Rus' and political unification and some reforms were performed.

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    Post  kvs Fri May 17, 2024 2:35 pm

    I know that Ukraina is a corruption of Okraina which literally means edge or border land.  

    Kievan Rus was like Germany and Italy before unification.   A collection of principalities.   Some clown did not invent it, it was a real thing.
    It was inhabited by Russians as can be defined as Russians.   Like Germans or Italians in 1100.   There was no such thing as Ukrainians
    until they were created by a combination of Polish assimilation after the destruction of Kievan Rus (razing of Kiev) by the Tatar-Mongol
    horde in the 1200s, and subsequent western meddling including in Austria-Hungary which occupied a substantial portion of western Ukraine.  

    But the Malorussians who inhabited the Kiev region in the 1890s did not identify as Ukrainians.   They were assimilated by the Bolsheviks
    in their Soviet Ukraine project, stitched together from the ethnic Russian lands of Novorossiya, Malorossiya and what can be called
    Ukraine in the west.   The Ukr mova was imposed on this concoction even though the Soviets claimed to respect the ethnic rights of
    all the peoples.   This was BS and mostly involved carving up Russia just like in Tito's Yugoslavia Serbia was carved up "to respect the
    rights of Albanians, Hungarians and Bosniaks".

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    Post  higurashihougi Sat Jul 20, 2024 5:32 pm

    I read a fun story about that concept of rewind time on a "humorous story" section on the newspaper but I do not understand the story and the conclusion. Can somebody help ? Here is the summarize base on my memory.

    A man well known to be a loyal and devoted husband was gifted by the gods a clock allow him to reverse time when he did something wrong to his wife. One day, in the rain, he stand on a bus stop to wait for a bus, then a girl shortly join the wait, standing beside him. The man he did nothing, and the girl also did nothing, they just stood side by side during the waiting. But when he confessed to his wife about the event as he was truthful, the wife unleash her jealousy rage, she blamed the husband to had an affair with the girl. The husband had to reverse time many times to fix his mistakes when he carelessly said some words that unintentionally fueled her rage. For example, as truthfully admitted the girl was beautiful, it triggered the rage, he had to rewind the clock and fixed his sentence as "she is beautiful but you, my wife, is much more beautiful than her." However, even if he fixed his answered, it would always resulted in the wife found another excuse to be enraged, or found another aspect in his answer to be enraged at. Finally, the man decided to rewind the clock widely, reversed the time a great deal, to the time when he was stilling standing in the rainy bus stop, even before the beautiful unfamiliar girl joined the bus stop to wait. He then took out the battery in the clock. The clock stopped running.
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    Post  kvs Sat Jul 20, 2024 7:46 pm

    The story involves the man getting tired of his wife's "unhinged" jealousy and choosing to try his luck with the beautiful bus stop girl. Taking out the
    battery means that he was not going to rewind time for his wife again. But another nuance is that he may have actually been tempted by the
    pretty girl at the bus stop so his wife was not totally wrong to be jealous. (There was no outright infidelity.)

    The clock battery aspect is silly. He may need to rewind time for his potential new wife. It is not made clear whether the magic clock is tied
    to only function for his original wife.

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    Post  Odin of Ossetia Tue Jul 23, 2024 1:57 am





    Laughing


    Prophetic Movie from the 1990's About President Biden?






    Invasion of the Rabbits.





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    Post  Odin of Ossetia Wed Jul 31, 2024 7:22 pm

    Odin of Ossetia wrote:



    Laughing


    Prophetic Movie from the 1990's About President Biden?






    Invasion of the Rabbits.









    Mr. President, that was only a fucking rabbit.






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