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    Post  suzu on Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:55 pm

    Just US chest beating is all.
    Pay them no attention and just let them jerk each other off their "victories"
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    Post  GarryB on Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:19 am

    Not all Americans are like that of course... though the amusing thing is that the ones that tend to boast the most had nothing to do with the achievements they talk about...
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    Post  collegeboy16 on Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:28 pm

    they should give out those t-shirts for free around the world- when the aliens come everyone then wears it Twisted Evil .
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    Post  Russiaftw on Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:35 pm

    I was just watching a video on youtube and I found something astounishing.. Stalin has actually tried to cross breed humans with chimpanzees XD. How awesome would it be if that would have worked? The world would certainly look different now then xD
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    Post  PapaDragon on Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:44 am


    ''Caesar likes...humans...more...than apes!!!'' lol1


    On the serious note, this is the most retarded thing I heard in a while... pwnd
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    Post  Big_Gazza on Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:50 am

    Russiaftw wrote:I was just watching a video on youtube and I found something astounishing.. Stalin has actually tried to cross breed humans with chimpanzees XD. How awesome would it be if that would have worked? The world would certainly look different now then xD
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    Video has been pulled Sad

    It's a pity, as I needed a good laugh. On a serious side, maybe this "crossbreeding experiment" actually happened? After all, how do we otherwise account for the Nulandistani Banderistas?
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    Post  GarryB on Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:08 am

    Most militaries around the world have looked into making super soldiers... from genetic engineering through to giving their pilots uppers to keep them alert and awake on long missions.

    In fact I believe the US held all sorts of experiments with LSD to get their soldiers to be more enthusiastic killers.

    Most of it failed.
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    Post  Werewolf on Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:59 pm

    When i see any "Myths or Facts" about some historical figures how controvers they maybe i always roll my eyes... such facts just pulled out of nowhere without any connection to articles or actual documents, but just a claim and a very ridiculous one.
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    Post  Werewolf on Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:11 pm

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    Post  bmtppk on Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:17 am

    russians crossbreeding with apes

    typical
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    Post  Mike E on Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:00 am

    bmtppk wrote:russians crossbreeding with apes

    typical
    I hate to ask, but are you the result of this crossbreeding?  Laughing
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    Post  GarryB on Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:59 am

    russians crossbreeding with apes

    Stalin was Georgian, and no one said the human portion of the unification was going to be Russian... based on their actions today I would say Western Ukranians would be a better choice as they are clearly closer genetically to apes and would less likely reject the mix.

    Of course I suspect the experiment was totally successful, but nobody noticed because there was no change in intelligence or looks... Razz
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    Post  Regular on Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:24 am

    Experimint was of succes. Just google Valuev.
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    Post  Werewolf on Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:45 pm

    Regular wrote:Experimint was of succes. Just google Valuev.

    That was bad and he didn't do anything bad to be insulted...
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    Post  Bolt on Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:56 pm

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    In case it doesn't show up: https://imgur.com/4HgrgDN
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    Post  GarryB on Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:30 am

    That cartoon is not funny... just just shows all the Russian special forces as being heavy handed murderers.

    Of course in the situation I can understand burning down the entire city would be amusing... Paris is not my favourite city, this is just stereotype BS that really does not reflect reality.

    If any special police unit should be represented as killing everyone then based on their performance at Waco it should be the US ATF that manages to burn everyone to death... women and children too.

    I note the cartoon is obviously made by some one British based on the SAS and SBS entries... even the New Zealand SAS cartoon is offensive and wrong... a stereotype from the 1980s.
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    Post  magnumcromagnon on Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:38 pm

    GarryB wrote:That cartoon is not funny... just just shows all the Russian special forces as being heavy handed murderers.

    Of course in the situation I can understand burning down the entire city would be amusing... Paris is not my favourite city, this is just stereotype BS that really does not reflect reality.

    If any special police unit should be represented as killing everyone then based on their performance at Waco it should be the US ATF that manages to burn everyone to death... women and children too.

    I note the cartoon is obviously made by some one British based on the SAS and SBS entries... even the New Zealand SAS cartoon is offensive and wrong... a stereotype from the 1980s.

    Ironically enough they have the Russian special forces as heavy-handed murders, while the U.S. special forces portrayed as tactical, methodical, with surgical precision.


    ...If that's truly the case then how did the civilian death toll climb to +1.6 million in the 2003-2011 Iraq war campaign?
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    Post  Bolt on Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:48 pm

    Guys, it just a Polandball comic. Rolling Eyes Of course it's not accurate. The artist used common stereotypes for most cases.
    See Latvian potato jokes etc. Not everyone's cup of tea, but thought to share nonetheless.
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    Post  victor1985 on Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:52 pm

    [quote="milky_candy_sugar"][img]https://i.servimg.com/u/f48/14/48/67/51/riot_m10.jpg[/img]

    Yup. I rofl'd[/quote]
    back of pants?
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    Post  GarryB on Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:12 pm

    Perhaps it is your timing....

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege

    First of September...

    Perhaps the anniversary of US forces burning 70 odd people to death in Waco would have been a more humorous time to post the link? pale
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    Post  TimeTraveller on Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:07 am

    Hehe... What kind of thread is this ..... Very Happy
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    Post  victor1985 on Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:15 pm

    hillary(ous) clinton about
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    Post  OminousSpudd on Tue Sep 08, 2015 1:34 am

    http://www.f-16.net/forum/viewtopic.php?uid=42273&f=22&t=27190&start=0

    This deserved to be here.

    F-16.net is pretty good for getting the laughs on. They're so salty. Very Happy
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    Post  higurashihougi on Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:42 pm

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    Post  higurashihougi on Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:48 am

    Epic Russian soldier Laughing Laughing

    http://sputniknews.com/videoclub/20150929/1027724692/russia-soldier-hostage-bravery-display.html

    A Russian movie crew decided to shoot a scene featuring a hostage situation, with a man holding a woman and threatening her with a gun. Suddenly, a real soldier appears on-screen, sneaking up on the 'bad guy' and speedily wrestling him to the ground.

    The soldier should probably be commended for his bravery russia russia , even if it may have been misplaced lol! lol! .

    Video: https://youtu.be/wiIP8xPzytM

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