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    Militarov
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    Hello from me and 3 mosquitoes that are trying to kill me tonight

    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:29 am

    Hello, i saw its a habit here to introduce yourself so i thought i probably should do it too.

    I am Serbian born in Bosnia and Herzegovina living in Serbia, i am 26 years old. I am educated in IT field (engineering), served in Serbian armed forces (last mandatory to serve generation) in Air defence and finished Reserve Officer School after it. Served in 250th Air Defence Missile brigade, 240th Air Defense Self Propelled Missile Battalion as communication engineer.

    If anyone has something to ask...ask i guess Smile.

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    Post  magnumcromagnon on Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:33 am

    welcome In your time in the military, have you learned how to use microwave ovens 'effectively'?.... Wink

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:44 am

    magnumcromagnon wrote:welcome In your time in the military, have you learned how to use microwave ovens 'effectively'?.... Wink

    Heard of those legends, however i belive they are just that Smile. However we did get many tips from older officers regarding equipment evacuation after turning on radar for few minutes, com. equipment, hiding launchers and radars, wheeled workshops... and naturally how to "plug and play" decomissioned Mig21 radar to make them waste ALARMs Very Happy

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    Post  magnumcromagnon on Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:46 am

    Militarov wrote:
    magnumcromagnon wrote:welcome In your time in the military, have you learned how to use microwave ovens 'effectively'?.... Wink

    Heard of those legends, however i belive they are just that Smile. However we did get many tips from older officers regarding equipment evacuation after turning on radar for few minutes, com. equipment, hiding launchers and radars, wheeled workshops... and naturally how to "plug and play" decomissioned Mig21 radar to make them waste ALARMs Very Happy

    I loved the fact that the Serbians made a mockery of NATO HARM's with a clever use of decoys... lol1

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:59 am

    magnumcromagnon wrote:
    Militarov wrote:
    magnumcromagnon wrote:welcome In your time in the military, have you learned how to use microwave ovens 'effectively'?.... Wink

    Heard of those legends, however i belive they are just that Smile. However we did get many tips from older officers regarding equipment evacuation after turning on radar for few minutes, com. equipment, hiding launchers and radars, wheeled workshops... and naturally how to "plug and play" decomissioned Mig21 radar to make them waste ALARMs Very Happy

    I loved the fact that the Serbians made a mockery of NATO HARM's with a clever use of decoys... lol1

    You know just part probably tho Smile (not that i know all) but one of the funniest things is when Serbs would put couple old trucks in small forest, light a small camp fire, and put few chimney pipes up to sky and partially mask them with nets (to imitate howtizers) and then turn engine on one of the trucks, and if none work then chainsaw and let it be there, move away 500m. Enjoy the fireworks 30min later they were dropping tons and tons on payload on such targets recklessly thinking they found concentrated forces.

    Or turning on all types of old and decomissioned radars that were repaired for that purpose to make them waste expencive anti-radiation missiles, even spare fighter radars with powersource.

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    Post  zepia on Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:52 am

    welcome

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    Post  Book. on Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:11 am

    Hello miltarov

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    Post  archangelski on Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:09 am

    welcome

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    Post  JohninMK on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:09 am

    Welcome. Love the comments. For some reason none of this has been reported in the western press Smile

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    Post  GarryB on Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:28 pm

    welcome Smile


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    Post  George1 on Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:12 pm

    welcome


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    Post  Cowboy's daughter on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:15 pm

    Hope you got those mosquitoes!

    Welcome from me as well. Also enjoyed the intro. and comments. Very Happy

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    Post  PapaDragon on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:28 pm

    welcome

    Dobro dos'o zemljace! thumbsup

    One veteran gave me a tip about microwave owens: break the glass, plug it in and wait for boom. It is simple solution but NATO could not risk having possible radar operating undisturbed. Couple of million $$$ missile wasted...

    Just make sure you have a big extinction cord... lol1 lol1 lol1

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    Post  max steel on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:33 pm

    Respect yes sir cheers

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:07 pm

    Cowboy's daughter wrote:Hope you got those mosquitoes!

    Welcome from me as well. Also enjoyed the intro. and comments. Very Happy

    Fight wasnt fair but i won, fkn NATO spies i tell you, got more bitemarks than a Witcher.

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:08 pm

    PapaDragon wrote:welcome

    Dobro dos'o zemljace!  thumbsup

    One veteran gave me a tip about microwave owens: break the glass, plug it in and wait for boom. It is simple solution but NATO could not risk having possible radar operating undisturbed. Couple of million $$$ missile wasted...

    Just make sure you have a big extinction cord... lol1 lol1 lol1

    Bolje te našao Smile

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:10 pm

    max steel wrote:Respect yes sir  cheers

    /Salute

    I see you have achievs of my Brigade in your signature, tho you should put "Yugoslavia" not Balcans dem Greeks didnt help much you know Razz You can put incidents from Earlier in that decade in my homeland Bosnia and Herzegovina with Mirage 2000 and Sea Harrier Smile

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    Post  OminousSpudd on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:36 pm

    welcome Awesome history you've got there.

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    Post  JohninMK on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:39 pm

    Militarov wrote:
    Cowboy's daughter wrote:Hope you got those mosquitoes!

    Welcome from me as well. Also enjoyed the intro. and comments. Very Happy

    Fight wasnt fair but i won, fkn NATO spies i tell you, got more bitemarks than a Witcher.
    Yup that's the future so they say in the USA, micro UAVs.

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:44 pm

    JohninMK wrote:
    Militarov wrote:
    Cowboy's daughter wrote:Hope you got those mosquitoes!

    Welcome from me as well. Also enjoyed the intro. and comments. Very Happy

    Fight wasnt fair but i won, fkn NATO spies i tell you, got more bitemarks than a Witcher.
    Yup that's the future so they say in the USA, micro UAVs.

    "IAI's Mosquito is a super-mini unmanned air system that is launched by hand." - Those were modernised version most likely Razz

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    Post  Militarov on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:47 pm

    OminousSpudd wrote:welcome Awesome history you've got there.

    I was mostly sitting and listening to Air Defence notification radio system i did not participate in any of stories i mentioned above (Not sure if i am sad or thankfull for that) army service in peacetime is quite boring. Ty for warm welcome Smile

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    Post  JohninMK on Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:34 am

    Militarov wrote:
    JohninMK wrote:
    Militarov wrote:
    Cowboy's daughter wrote:Hope you got those mosquitoes!

    Welcome from me as well. Also enjoyed the intro. and comments. Very Happy

    Fight wasnt fair but i won, fkn NATO spies i tell you, got more bitemarks than a Witcher.
    Yup that's the future so they say in the USA, micro UAVs.

    "IAI's Mosquito is a super-mini unmanned air system that is launched by hand." - Those were modernised version most likely Razz
    Weaponised more like.

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    Post  Morpheus Eberhardt on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:16 am

    welcome

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    Post  Militarov on Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:25 pm

    Ty everyone Very Happy

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    Post  Ivan the Colorado on Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:40 am

    Forgot to drop in. welcome aboard Militarov!

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