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    ahmedfire
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    Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

    Post  ahmedfire on Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:45 am

    lol!
    LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 bilion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/

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    Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

    Post  ahmedfire on Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:48 am


    i afraid she could be killed like princess Diana What a Face

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    Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

    Post  GarryB on Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:38 am

    Hahahaha... you might want to check some of the other articles "the Onion" publishes before you start spreading this...

    Note the article link on the page you supplied above that says the US economy crash is not because the US spends more than it earns... it is because they built stuff on sacred Indian land...

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    Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

    Post  ahmedfire on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:15 am

    GarryB wrote:Hahahaha... you might want to check some of the other articles "the Onion" publishes before you start spreading this...

    Note the article link on the page you supplied above that says the US economy crash is not because the US spends more than it earns... it is because they built stuff on sacred Indian land...

    It seems ajoke Very Happy

    so it's agood one, coz kate will not be killed... lol1

    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/9284983-katewilliam-divorce-then-why-plan-for-a-trip-to-canada

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    Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

    Post  GarryB on Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:15 pm

    Very disappointed they didn't publish the proof Kates father had of the conspiracy the Queen had to use journalists to mob her at her next public function and inject her with polonium so everyone will think it was Putin that did it...

    Clearly a coverup. I suspect MI6.

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    Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

    Post  IronsightSniper on Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:00 am

    The Onion is a comedy site, a very good one (fooled me once, never again).

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