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    Post  Viktor on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:28 pm

    My money is on lion. Very Happy
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    Post  GarryB on Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:13 am

    Of course it depends on the setup.

    If the lion is not hungry it is perfectly possible that it might avoid a fight and have more interest in finding a nice spot in the shade to lie down in.

    However if it is cornered, or angry... well even the biggest muscles are no use if the lion swipes you with its claws and removes those muscles from your bones.

    Very brave of this guy to do this and I wish him the best of luck... but I think the lion will win.

    Sounds like he respects the lion... even if he underestimates its power or perhaps overestimates his own strength.

    A Lion can bring down a kill large animals including horses and Rhino... animals far stronger than any human.
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    Post  ahmedfire on Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:04 pm

    Viktor wrote:My money is on lion. Very Happy

    you lose it man Laughing

    the guy make it and won..
    but there is no english source..

    the guy refused to kill the lion...
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    Post  NationalRus on Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:59 pm

    ahmedfire wrote:
    Viktor wrote:My money is on lion. Very Happy

    you lose it man Laughing

    the guy make it and won..
    but there is no english source..

    the guy refused to kill the lion...

    its said he was arrested befor a fight could happened, well i hope when he does this fight one day that he will die horribly
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    Post  GarryB on Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:33 am

    its said he was arrested befor a fight could happened, well i hope when he does this fight one day that he will die horribly

    Don't be mean!

    He said all along that he didn't want to hurt the lion and it was a test of courage for him.

    He also made it clear that this was about trying to get Egyptians to realise their own courage and to stand up... which is a good message for everyone I think... though I disagree with him on fighting lions as being the best way... it certainly got the attention he wanted.

    If he challenged a small budgie to a fight I doubt we would have even heard about it.

    He got his message out so in that sense he was successful.
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    Post  ahmedfire on Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:26 pm

    fighting wasn't so exciting..

    the lion attacked the man just once,the man resist with his shield,and get back ...this is all

    the man said he could kill the lion و, but he refused to do that..


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    Post  GarryB on Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:39 am

    OK... clearly a language problem here...

    He clearly has a shield and a spear in the photos and is also wearing some sort of body protection.

    "With his bare hands" suggests he will do this without weapons or protection.
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    Post  ahmedfire on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:51 am

    GarryB wrote:OK... clearly a language problem here...

    He clearly has a shield and a spear in the photos and is also wearing some sort of body protection.

    "With his bare hands" suggests he will do this without weapons or protection.

    it's still alion Very Happy
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    Post  GarryB on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:53 am

    It is a real lion, but lion tamers in the circus do similar stuff with a chair and a whip.

    Unless a lion is actually hungry it can be very uninterested in killing people.

    Corner it and annoy it or simply get in its way and there will be trouble but most of the time these guys sit in the shade of trees while a pack or lionesses go out and do the real hunting and killing.

    Once the kill has taken place the lion will go in and take his pick of the meal but if you want to fight the real king of the jungle you need to take on 5-10 lionesses that are hungry...
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    Post  milky_candy_sugar on Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:46 pm



    Yup. I rofl'd


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    Post  Corrosion on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:42 pm

    Same old stereotypes played here. Anyway I laughed at some of them and some of them I had no idea what it meant. Laughing
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    Post  Sujoy on Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:36 am

    Can I say this ... I am Ivan Vanko's biggest fan .

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    Post  BTRfan on Fri May 31, 2013 8:39 pm

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/31/kindergartener-interrogated-over-cap-gun-until-he-pees-his-pants-then-suspended-10-days/?print=1


    Kindergartener interrogated over cap gun until he pees his pants, then suspended 10 days

    Posted By Eric Owens On 8:28 AM 05/31/2013 In Education | No Comments


    In the latest incident of anti-gun hysteria to erupt in a school setting, a kindergarten boy has been suspended from school for 10 days because he showed a friend his cowboy-style cap gun on the way to school.

    The incident happened on Wednesday morning at about 8:30 a.m. on a school bus in Calvert County, Maryland, reports The Washington Post.

    The kindergartener had brought the toy gun because his friend had brought a water gun the previous day. He later told his mother than he “really, really” wanted his friend to see it.

    The suspended boy had acquired the menacing, plastic, orange-tipped weapon at Frontier Town, a western-themed campground with a water park, mini golf and the like.

    School officials at Dowell Elementary School in the town of Lusby proceeded to question the five-year-old for over two hours before finally calling his mother, whom The Post also does not name.

    The principal eventually called the boy’s mother at 10:50 a.m. By that time, the five-year-old had wet his pants (which the mother called highly unusual).

    The principal told the boy’s mother that the boy had simulated shooting someone on the bus with the offending novelty. However, both the boy and his older sister, a first-grader, say the principal is not telling the truth.

    The Post explains that the principal — Jennifer L. Young, according to Dowell Elementary’s website — told the kindergartener’s mother that things would have been even worse had the toy gun been loaded with caps. In that case, the school would have regarded the plaything as an explosive and called the police.

    “I have no problem that he had a consequence to his behavior,” the mother told the Post. “What I have a problem with is the severity.”

    The mother is also upset about the trauma her son experienced without her knowledge.

    “Why were we not immediately contacted?” she asked

    The 10-day suspension is officially for possessing a look-alike gun, notes the Post. If the suspension is not lifted, the kindergartener won’t be able to go to school the rest of the year. The suspension will also be part of his permanent academic record.

    The family has hired an attorney, Robin Ficker, who has managed to become something of a national legal expert in amazing overreactions by school officials over things that aren’t actual guns.

    Ficker appealed the suspension on the family’s behalf on Thursday. On Friday, there will be a disciplinary conference.

    The attorney noted that the the boy’s age is an essential factor when considering the punishment and the school’s actions.

    “Kids play cowboys and Indians,” Ficker told The Post. “They play cops and robbers. You’re talking about a little five-year-old here.”

    This incident is the second incident of anti-gun hysteria to erupt in a school setting in as many weeks. There have been many others over the course of this academic year as well.

    A six-year-old boy was punished because he took a plastic Lego gun roughly the size of a quarter on a school bus headed to Old Mill Pond Elementary School in Palmer, Mass. (RELATED: Kindergartener gets detention, forced to apologize for tiny Lego gun)

    An eighth-grader in West Virginia was suspended and, astonishingly, arrested after he refused to remove a t-shirt supporting the National Rifle Association returned to school on Monday. The courageous 14-year-old then returned to school wearing exactly the same shirt, which depicts a hunting rifle with the statement “protect your right.” (RELATED: Eighth-grader arrested over NRA shirt returns to school in same shirt)

    Officials at an elementary school in small-town Michigan impounded a third-grader boy’s batch of 30 homemade birthday cupcakes because they were adorned with green plastic figurines representing World War Two soldiers. The school principal branded the military-themed cupcakes “insensitive” in light of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. (RELATED: School confiscates third-grader’s cupcakes topped with toy soldiers)

    At Genoa-Kingston Middle School in northeast Illinois, a teacher threatened an eighth-grader with suspension if he did not remove his t-shirt emblazoned with the interlocking rifles insignia of the United States Marines. (RELATED: Junior high teacher tells kid to remove Marines t-shirt or get suspended)

    At Park Elementary School in Baltimore, Maryland, a student was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a strawberry, pre-baked toaster pastry into something resembling a gun. (RELATED: Second-grader suspended for having breakfast pastry shaped like a gun)

    At Poston Butte High School in Arizona, a high school freshman was suspended for setting a picture of a gun as the desktop background on his school-issued computer. (RELATED: Freshman suspended for picture of gun)

    At D. Newlin Fell School in Philadelphia, school officials reportedly yelled at a student and then searched her in front of her class after she was found with a paper gun her grandfather had made for her. (RELATED: Paper gun causes panic)

    In rural Pennsylvania, a kindergarten girl was suspended after she told another girl that she planned to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that bombards targets with soapy bubbles. (RELATED: Kindergartener suspended for making ‘terroristic threat’ with Hello Kitty bubble gun)

    At Roscoe R. Nix Elementary School in Maryland, a six-year-old boy was suspended for making the universal kid sign for a gun, pointing at another student and saying “pow.” That boy’s suspension was later lifted and his name cleared. (RELATED: Pow! You’re suspended, kid)

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    Post  GarryB on Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:25 pm

    Yeah... pathetic over reactions by people clearly afraid of losing their jobs for not reacting early enough...

    I remember reading recently about a deaf kid that had to learn a different sign language because his name was Hunter and the sign for that name in the sign language he knew was to hold your two fingers out like a pistol with your thumb as the hammer...



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    Post  Regular on Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:46 pm

    So how would they react to this

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    Post  Austin on Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:37 am

    Hahahah

    It common here to see Bikers riding their bikes on foot path to avoid traffic jam on parallel/adjacent road, So if you are walking on footpath and find some one honking dont be surprised to find a bike on foothpath for company.

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    Post  Austin on Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:42 am

    For your viewing pleasure found a video too.... pretty close to where I work .

    Should give an idea about the traffic and the state of our roads and foot path

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    Post  Viktor on Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:15 am

    Shocked  Very Happy 

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    Post  Regular on Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:17 pm

    All Eastern European drivers are shit. I was very dangerous driver too:) Especially when I was 19 and I had Audi S2 quatrro. Smile You live and learn from mistakes an look back how stupid it was.
    Only problem is that Russia has worse roads and loads of old cars. DUI is a problem too, but road heroes, technically abused cars, bad driving culture is the main things that kill.
    How hard is to get driving license in Russia?
    How hard is to go through technical check?
    Are bad drivers tolerated by society?
    How tough are fines?
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    Post  Viktor on Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:35 pm

    I was busted during my college time with 3.29% alcohol in my blood while running away from police. It was real police chase like in Hollywood movies.

    At the end 3 police cars and one truck with special unit barricaded the road in front of me and caught me. I dont need to say that my time in police station was

    not very pleasant Very Happy . Anyway from that day on, Im careful in traffic and dont drink and drive. I have learned my lesson. (with the intensive police help Very Happy )

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    Post  Austin on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:14 pm

    Good Thing is you didnt hurt your self or for that matter others.

    I know of some folks in India who cant drive without drinking specially those Lorry Transport drivers who go long road route , they seem to driver better and are in full control after drinking Laughing 

    The amazing thing is they driver around drive , hills and ghats at night with just plain vehical light.
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    Post  Viktor on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:48 pm

    Austin wrote:Good Thing is you didnt hurt your self or for that matter others.

    I know of some folks in India who cant drive without drinking specially those Lorry Transport drivers who go long road route , they seem to driver better and are in full control after drinking Laughing 

    The amazing thing is they driver around drive , hills and ghats at night with just plain vehical light.

    There is a saying that goes like this: " God watches over stupid, drunk and fools". I think at the time I satisfied all three requirements Very Happy 

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    Post  Austin on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:55 pm

    Laughing 

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