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    I got nothing Neutral

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    Post  Julia on Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:55 pm

    milky_candy_sugar wrote:

    Oh my....Gold is not her colour.

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    Post  Julia on Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:16 pm

    I personally believe Ms. Teen S. Carolina could not point out her state on a map. Then again,a student in my anatomy class said this...

    Rhinoceras? Isn't that a dinosaur?"

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    Post  IronsightSniper on Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:05 am

    We're not all dumb, I swear!

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    Post  Corrosion on Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:21 am

    solo.13mmfmj wrote:It is interesting to see what will happen if america runs out of money.

    They are already broke.

    Only China, japan etc. who bail them out have to see that and move on. Seems like they are not very brilliant either.
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    Post  nightcrawler on Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:54 pm

    Civil engineering at its best!!





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    Post  nightcrawler on Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:39 pm

    A SOCIALIST:
    You have two cows.
    The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.



    A REPUBLICAN:
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none. So what?



    A DEMOCRAT:
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being
    successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,
    forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The
    people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a
    cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.




    A COMMUNIST:

    You have two cows.
    The government seizes both and provides you with milk.



    A FASCIST:
    You have two cows.
    The government seizes both and sells you
    the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.




    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    You are surprised when the cow drops dead.





    A FRENCH CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.




    A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size
    of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.




    A GERMAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You reengineer them so they live for 100 years,
    eat once a month, and milk themselves.





    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows,
    but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.



    A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You count them and learn you have 5 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
    You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.





    A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
    You think you have two cows,
    but you don't know what a cow looks like.
    You take a nap.





    A SWISS CORPORATION:
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you.
    You charge for storing them for others.



    AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You worship them.


    ANOTHER PAKISTANI CORPORATION:

    You have two cows
    You transfer them to Swiss Account
    You ask for 10 more cows from America
    You transfer 8 more to Swiss Account
    You still have two cows
    You milk one and pay ineterest of another one cow
    You have one cow left it is weak and almost dead
    and your term is over.




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    Post  milky_candy_sugar on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:25 am

    @nightcrawler
    Lmfao xD








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    Post  IronsightSniper on Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:27 am

    I found it Very Happy

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    Post  nightcrawler on Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:39 am


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    Post  nightcrawler on Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:56 am



    F-22 doesn't even come near that.........
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    Post  nightcrawler on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:23 pm

    this is a collection of dialogues b/w Soviet & US during Cuba & Vietnam crises; I made it out of a documentary



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    Post  nightcrawler on Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:08 pm

    US isn't that bad>>




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    Post  Pervius on Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:19 pm

    You have to admire the tactics they use to keep America subverted.

    Aluminum smelting process ends up with a hazardous waste byproduct called fluoride with lots of other bad elements in it. Not knowing what to do with it American scientists studied it trying to figure out a way to sell it/use it.

    They found putting that waste into America's city waters dumbs down the population. Buyer found.


    Meanwhile they still have notices on their toothpaste "not to swallow and if you do to call poison control"...because it's got hazardous waste fluoride in it. ha ha ha ha!!!

    Americans are the dumbest population on Earth. Their masters are making money over them left and right. Oh...that fluoride water gave you impotence...here buy Viagra.....Viagra starts giving cities money to buy hazardous waste fluoride to put into water...ha ha ha ha!!!

    idiot americans.
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