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    Post  Hannibal Barca on Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:54 am

    As a matter of fact I am not sure if she is an agent or not although I am somewhat suspicious. Point is this Jews are truly secretive that's what I wanted to say.
    If I wasn't able to combine a carefully fractured piece if information I would never find out while in the meantime she was pretending to actively practicing Christianity!
    It was that moment that I finally came to the definitive conclusion that Judaism is not a race nor a nation and not even a religion but basically a sect.
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    Post  Werewolf on Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:50 pm

    With sect you hit the nail. The only abrahamic religion that counts every death goyim as a human offer to god.

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    Post  ShahryarHedayatiSHBA on Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:41 pm

    Top Saudi mufti reportedly issues fatwa allowing starving husbands to eat wives









    Grand mufti (Saudi Arabia highest religious authority Shocked )Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh issued the fatwa

    Saudi Arabian grand mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah allegedly said the ruling shows the "sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband".

    It apparently allows a man to eat his wife's body parts if he is suffering from "severe hunger".

    A statement reportedly from the cleric's office said: “A fatwa attributed to the Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, which allows a man to eat his wife or parts of her body if the husband was afflicted with a severe hunger raised concern and debate over social media since yesterday evening.

    "The Fatwa is interpreted as evidence of the sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband and her desire for the two to become one."

    He has previously claimed that all churches should be destroyed under Islamic law.

    In February another religious leader confidently told an audience that the earth does not revolve in space.

    Footage emerged of a student asking Sheikh al-Khaibari whether the Earth was stationary or moving.

    The Saudi Sheikh confidently told the young academic the Earth is "stationary and does not move".

    Supporting his theory, the Sheikh used an example involving air travel: "We go to Sharjah airport to travel to China by plane, clear?

    "Focus with me, this is Earth" – the cleric is then filmed holding a cup to represent the planet – "if you say that it rotates.

    lol!

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/world...llah-Saudi-Arabia-cleric-eat-wife-fatwa-Islam

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    Post  ShahryarHedayatiSHBA on Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:11 pm

    I found some photos of him















    Disgusting:D
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    Man these are just too much.. lol!

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    Hitler's holiday in the Alps

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    Post  magnumcromagnon on Sat May 16, 2015 5:42 pm

    A thread to discuss U.S. politics.

    ...The 2016 Presidential election is coming up, so we might as well have a dedicated thread:


    Simply terrible! Can you believe this clown almost became U.S. president? lol1



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    Just finished watching Friday Night Fights, and the Russian Andrey Fedosov won by knockout. Only thing is, I noticed the graphics had a Ukrainian flag by his name and picture. Is someone in the graphics department at ESPN a butthurt Ukrainian, or just ignorant? I've been watching Fedosov throughout the Boxino tournament, and they've always had a Russian flag by profile photo and name, he has never rocked a Ukrainain flag, and I do not believe he has any association with Ukraine. What do you guys think happened?
    Look at min 0.00 and 29.28


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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:53 am

    http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.
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    Post  sepheronx on Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:18 pm

    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister? That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified. Hope they get the right kind of justice.
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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:57 pm

    sepheronx wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

    They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.
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    Post  OminousSpudd on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:01 am

    KoTeMoRe wrote:
    sepheronx wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

    They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.

    Hand them over to the SAA, I hear that they have a specific set of skills when it comes to disposing of ISIS. sniper
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    Post  mack8 on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:07 am

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Eastern Europe style! lol!
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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:19 am

    OminousSpudd wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:
    sepheronx wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

    They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.



    Hand them over to the SAA, I hear that they have a specific set of skills when it comes to disposing of ISIS. sniper

    Thy most probably will get something heavy and explosive on their path soon enough. But what makes everyone laugh is that you just don't threaten balkanics. You just don't do it unless you can back that up in any significant way. Saying you'll poison our food and blow up things at home is retarded. That's asking to get your family killed (especially the Al Kosovi idiot). Word on the street is that the Kosovar guy was a weirdo and homo (reputation destruction 101).

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    Post  flamming_python on Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:18 pm

    The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.
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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:28 pm

    flamming_python wrote:The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

    The issue is that doeing that provokes a ripple effect in a Kosovar society.

    1. You disrupt the "biz". There's nothing worse for mafia biz, than having "dem Amuricanz" telling you you'd have to clean up your house. You might end up all Ghadaffied.
    2. You disrupt "clan" rules. If your islamic idiots start BS in the North, they might end up having to face a vendetta. This isn't Islam BS when you can hide in Saudi Shithole. The people you hurt, will hunt down EVERY member of the family. And kill them. This is why you just don't have huge issues among those retards.
    3. Trying shit in Albania is bound to have Pogrom-like effects on Arab holdings. We done it in the early 2000 when about a dozen Arab 'biznismen" were killed in special circumstances after Police discovered training camps nearby Tirana.

    Bluntly put, There's nothing good for ISIS in the Balkans.
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    Post  flamming_python on Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:09 pm

    KoTeMoRe wrote:
    flamming_python wrote:The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

    The issue is that doeing that provokes a ripple effect in a Kosovar society.

    1. You disrupt the "biz". There's nothing worse for mafia biz, than having "dem Amuricanz" telling you you'd have to clean up your house. You might end up all Ghadaffied.
    2. You disrupt "clan" rules. If your islamic idiots start BS in the North, they might end up having to face a vendetta. This isn't Islam BS when you can hide in Saudi Shithole. The people you hurt, will hunt down EVERY member of the family. And kill them. This is why you just don't have huge issues among those retards.
    3. Trying shit in Albania is bound to have Pogrom-like effects on Arab holdings. We done it in the early 2000 when about a dozen Arab 'biznismen" were killed in special circumstances after Police discovered training camps nearby Tirana.

    Bluntly put, There's nothing good for ISIS in the Balkans.

    Well good to see that they know how to deal with these cretins in Albania.

    I'm less optimistic about Bosnia though; where many people hate their fellow Slavs (understandably in part, due to what Milosevic did there) and do not consider themselves as Slavs; rather as 'Muslims'. All the Bosnians I've talked to on the internet have been the biggest beardies in any case; buying into all that Islamic & Caliphate BS, caring more about what happens in Kashmir, Chechnya, etc... than right next door to them.
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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:10 pm

    flamming_python wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:
    flamming_python wrote:The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

    The issue is that doeing that provokes a ripple effect in a Kosovar society.

    1. You disrupt the "biz". There's nothing worse for mafia biz, than having "dem Amuricanz" telling you you'd have to clean up your house. You might end up all Ghadaffied.
    2. You disrupt "clan" rules. If your islamic idiots start BS in the North, they might end up having to face a vendetta. This isn't Islam BS when you can hide in Saudi Shithole. The people you hurt, will hunt down EVERY member of the family. And kill them. This is why you just don't have huge issues among those retards.
    3. Trying shit in Albania is bound to have Pogrom-like effects on Arab holdings. We done it in the early 2000 when about a dozen Arab 'biznismen" were killed in special circumstances after Police discovered training camps nearby Tirana.

    Bluntly put, There's nothing good for ISIS in the Balkans.

    Well good to see that they know how to deal with these cretins in Albania.

    I'm less optimistic about Bosnia though; where many people hate their fellow Slavs (understandably in part, due to what Milosevic did there) and do not consider themselves as Slavs; rather as 'Muslims'. All the Bosnians I've talked to on the internet have been the biggest beardies in any case; buying into all that Islamic & Caliphate BS, caring more about what happens in Kashmir, Chechnya, etc... than right next door to them.

    We have to thank paradoxally the Commies for this. However, in Kosovo we have to thank the Mafia... unshaven Bosnia is a special case, they're the odd ijits with no future in a area decaying slowly. It's sad because Sarajevo is such a beautiful area.

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    Annoying American T-Shirt "Back To Back World War Champion"

    Post  BTRfan on Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:57 am

    I have seen the t-shirt, variations of it, "two time World War champion" or "back to back world war champion."

    How would you even begin to address that?


    First of all, WW1 was more an issue of Germany collapsing from the cumulative long-term effect of the British blockade, the sudden collapse of Austria-Hungary, the problems with the Ottomans, and the social upheaval/revolution in Germany. The USA did not militarily beat Germany. Germany was bogged down in the East until they worked to help throw Russia into internal turmoil, but even after that, the West was still largely a stalemate.

    The conventional American wisdom is that the USA intervened and ended the war in a matter of months, ignoring the previous three years of war and the tremendous starvation effect that the British blockade had on Germany.



    In WW2, the more I study it, the more it becomes obvious that while America defeated Japan more or less on its own, albeit with a large number of Japanese troops bogged down in China and the Soviets destroying the Kwantung Army in the closing weeks of the war, the Soviet Union basically won the ground war in Europe, aside from the USA and Britain knocking Italy out of the war. However, if you look at GDP and war expenditures, the only Axis member that contributed meaningfully to the overall Axis war effort in WW2 in terms of material produced was Germany, which the Soviet Union basically beat on its own, albeit with not insignificant assistance from American and British bombing campaigns which disrupted German industry and the German war effort... However, even if German industry had been able to operate without interruption, they did not have the raw materials to operate 24/7 and produce the quantities of material needed for the war...

    The Allied landings in France had a negligible effect on the final outcome in Europe because most German divisions were deployed in the East and most casualties occurred in the East.


    Furthermore, in keeping with the American pattern of being the last major power to enter a war and only going up against great powers when they are exhausted and occupied on other fronts, once again, in a repeat of WW1, America was the last major power to enter WW2 and struggled to advance across France and into Germany against German divisions that were often depleted, under-strength, ill-equipped, or that had been sent West to recover from the Eastern Front. In short, America did not beat Germany, while the USA can largely claim credit for defeating Japan, in the case of Europe the US Army basically rolled into a poorly defended western Germany, and the main contribution on the ground in Europe was in the form of knocking Italy [a clearly junior Axis partner] out of the war, but that didn't even end the conflict in Italy.

    It would have taken at least several million American casualties for America to "beat" Germany had it not been for the Soviets, if America could have even been capable of such a victory, because the Americans lost a significant number of tactical battles, operations, firefights, etc, with the Germans.
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    Post  suzu on Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:55 pm

    Just US chest beating is all.
    Pay them no attention and just let them jerk each other off their "victories"
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    Post  GarryB on Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:19 am

    Not all Americans are like that of course... though the amusing thing is that the ones that tend to boast the most had nothing to do with the achievements they talk about...


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    Post  collegeboy16 on Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:28 pm

    they should give out those t-shirts for free around the world- when the aliens come everyone then wears it Twisted Evil .

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    Post  Russiaftw on Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:35 pm

    I was just watching a video on youtube and I found something astounishing.. Stalin has actually tried to cross breed humans with chimpanzees XD. How awesome would it be if that would have worked? The world would certainly look different now then xD
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    Post  PapaDragon on Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:44 am


    ''Caesar likes...humans...more...than apes!!!'' lol1


    On the serious note, this is the most retarded thing I heard in a while... pwnd
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    Post  Big_Gazza on Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:50 am

    Russiaftw wrote:I was just watching a video on youtube and I found something astounishing.. Stalin has actually tried to cross breed humans with chimpanzees XD. How awesome would it be if that would have worked? The world would certainly look different now then xD
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    Video has been pulled Sad

    It's a pity, as I needed a good laugh. On a serious side, maybe this "crossbreeding experiment" actually happened? After all, how do we otherwise account for the Nulandistani Banderistas?

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