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    Post  flamming_python on Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:17 pm

    Valaikum Alsalam!

    Ain't Mubarak a former dictator in Egypt? Razz 
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    Post  Stealthflanker on Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:15 pm

    flamming_python wrote:Valaikum Alsalam!

    Ain't Mubarak a former dictator in Egypt? Razz 
    surely not Hosni Mubarak XD but it means "Blessed"

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    Union of Eurasia

    Post  Jyshky on Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:51 pm

    I know that there is the Eurasian Economic "Coalition?". So, what do you think of this idea?



    Its fictional alright, but still mighty?
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    Post  KomissarBojanchev on Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:45 pm

    This would be my dream country.
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    Post  collegeboy16 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:21 pm

    F*ck that.  lol1 
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    Post  TR1 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:33 pm

    Russia's had enough red banners for a millennium IMO.

    They are pretty snazzy though.
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    Post  flamming_python on Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:37 am

    Nice music!

    Would be a good country for preventing the 3/4ths of wars in the world that all take place on this territory.
    But too large to be viable. Sorta like a Eurarabiaindianafricasia

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    Post  etaepsilonk on Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:17 pm

    Eurasian union= eastern equivalent of EU.
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    Noah's Law and the jewish practise of sucking on circumcized babies

    Post  Werewolf on Mon Aug 25, 2014 4:51 pm

    http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/israel-s-chief-rabbinate-says-oral-suction-at-circumcision-is-preferred-1.517349

    Israel’s chief rabbinate says oral suction at circumcision is preferred
    The practice of 'metzitzah b'peh,' in which blood is sucked orally from the circumcision wound, is under scrutiny in Germany, due to a complaint filed against a Berlin rabbi for allegedly committing bodily harm during a brit milah.


    Israel's chief rabbinate has weighed in on the practice of a controversial circumcision rite in Germany, saying that metzitzah b'peh is preferred.

    The practice, in which blood is sucked orally from the circumcision wound, is under scrutiny in Germany, due to a complaint filed against a Berlin rabbi for allegedly committing bodily harm during a brit milah.

    Rabbi Moshe Morsiano, chair of the Division of Circumcision for the Chief Rabbinate of Israel, emphasized in a letter dated April 22 that there is no justification for avoiding metzitzah b'peh "unless the mohel has a sore in his mouth, or some infectious disease."

    The letter was addressed to Rabbi Yehudah Teichtal, who heads Chabad Lubavitch in Berlin and is one of several official rabbis in the city. Teichtal requested the response after an anti-circumcision activist filed charges against him, claiming oral suction was performed at the brit milah of Teichtal's son. Berlin's state prosecutor is looking into the merits of the case.

    Germany's new law regulating ritual circumcision, passed in December, requires that the procedure be done to the highest possible medical standards. Metzitzah b'peh has come under fire by many Jewish groups, including modern Orthodox associations, due to the possible spread of infections that can be fatal to an infant. Opponents recommend the use of a pipette.

    In New York, at least 11 boys contracted herpes from the practice between 2004 and 2011, according to New York City health officials. Two died from the disease and two others suffered brain damage. Last September, the board of health voted 9-0 to require mohels to obtain signed consent forms from parents.

    In his letter responding to Teichtal's query, Morsiano concluded that "this committee requires that the mohel obtain the family’s permission before performing this act in the traditional manner."

    The Israeli chief rabbinate was the latest of several international Orthodox rabbinical organizations to weigh in on the matter. Its support of the tradition reflects that of the Brussels-based Rabbinical Council of Europe.

    On the other hand, the London-based Conference of European Rabbis issued a statement saying that the use of pipettes is approved under Jewish law and preferable, for health reasons. The Central Council of Jews in Germany followed suit.

    Meanwhile, Teichtal has not commented on whether the tradition was followed at his son's brit milah.

    Noah's Law....
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    Post  Hannibal Barca on Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:10 pm

    What a nice topic to throw a little, irrelevant, story Laughing

    About a year ago I was related with an ex-VIP-escort or something like that which supposedly was Russian-Lithuanian and since she was in her late 20s and retired she was staying here permanently.

    I met here in a club when she came to me out of the blue and asked me to offer her a drink.

    She wasn't looking particularly educated and I thought she was quite dump but nevertheless she claim to be a lawyer and here mother doctor (the last one checked).

    She had great connections with the Russian embassy here with whom she was meeting regularly with or without me but she was allegedly 100% unpolitical and was truly fanatic about that never discussing anything or had any idea etc

    Her house was full of Orthodox pictures and indeed nothing was suspicious.

    Until later at least when I found out that she had an ex-fiancee in Israel, a businessman, that she was herself Jewish like half her family (despite she was supposedly practicing Christianity!), that she was in Israel for years (without an Israeli passport) and that she still had a connection with him although various sources of mine confirm that she was in Athens the last 4 years working as escort.

    She also had in touch an Armenian businessman working with France.

    Finally add to this that my field of expertise is really strategic although I never had anything of any importance to be spied on or something in this respect.

    When I found out and searched and uncovered everything she begged me not to say anything to our common cycles.

    Anyway, strange story on how some of this snakes are secretive, if I wasn't really good in gathering information I would had never found out.
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    Post  Regular on Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:10 am

    Hannibal Barca wrote:What a nice topic to throw a little, irrelevant, story Laughing

    About a year ago I was related with an ex-VIP-escort or something like that which supposedly was Russian-Lithuanian and since she was in her late 20s and retired she was staying here permanently.

    I met here in a club when she came to me out of the blue and asked me to offer her a drink.

    She wasn't looking particularly educated and I thought she was quite dump but nevertheless she claim to be a lawyer and here mother doctor (the last one checked).

    She had great connections with the Russian embassy here with whom she was meeting regularly with or without me but she was allegedly 100% unpolitical and was truly fanatic about that never discussing anything or had any idea etc

    Her house was full of Orthodox pictures and indeed nothing was suspicious.

    Until later at least when I found out that she had an ex-fiancee in Israel, a businessman, that she was herself Jewish like half her family (despite she was supposedly practicing Christianity!), that she was in Israel for years (without an Israeli passport) and that she still had a connection with him although various sources of mine confirm that she was in Athens the last 4 years working as escort.

    She also had in touch an Armenian businessman working with France.

    Finally add to this that my field of expertise is really strategic although I never had anything of any importance to be spied on or something in this respect.

    When I found out and searched and uncovered everything she begged me not to say anything to our common cycles.

    Anyway, strange story on how some of this snakes are secretive, if I wasn't really good in gathering information I would had never found out.
    Escorts are better topic than baby dicks Very Happy
    Haha Escourt who was a lawyer. Well good luck studying in Romeris University while doing escort. I'm pretty sure no one would know Your trade:roll:
    Nothing new with escorts really. Spies are not 007 types, they don't handle guns, but privates. For eg. Chapman or that homo cum dispensary spy from UK who died in suitcase.
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    Post  Hannibal Barca on Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:54 am

    As a matter of fact I am not sure if she is an agent or not although I am somewhat suspicious. Point is this Jews are truly secretive that's what I wanted to say.
    If I wasn't able to combine a carefully fractured piece if information I would never find out while in the meantime she was pretending to actively practicing Christianity!
    It was that moment that I finally came to the definitive conclusion that Judaism is not a race nor a nation and not even a religion but basically a sect.
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    Post  Werewolf on Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:50 pm

    With sect you hit the nail. The only abrahamic religion that counts every death goyim as a human offer to god.

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    Funny news

    Post  ShahryarHedayatiSHBA on Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:41 am

    Top Saudi mufti reportedly issues fatwa allowing starving husbands to eat wives









    Grand mufti (Saudi Arabia highest religious authority Shocked )Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh issued the fatwa

    Saudi Arabian grand mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah allegedly said the ruling shows the "sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband".

    It apparently allows a man to eat his wife's body parts if he is suffering from "severe hunger".

    A statement reportedly from the cleric's office said: “A fatwa attributed to the Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, which allows a man to eat his wife or parts of her body if the husband was afflicted with a severe hunger raised concern and debate over social media since yesterday evening.

    "The Fatwa is interpreted as evidence of the sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband and her desire for the two to become one."

    He has previously claimed that all churches should be destroyed under Islamic law.

    In February another religious leader confidently told an audience that the earth does not revolve in space.

    Footage emerged of a student asking Sheikh al-Khaibari whether the Earth was stationary or moving.

    The Saudi Sheikh confidently told the young academic the Earth is "stationary and does not move".

    Supporting his theory, the Sheikh used an example involving air travel: "We go to Sharjah airport to travel to China by plane, clear?

    "Focus with me, this is Earth" – the cleric is then filmed holding a cup to represent the planet – "if you say that it rotates.

    lol!

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/world...llah-Saudi-Arabia-cleric-eat-wife-fatwa-Islam

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    Post  ShahryarHedayatiSHBA on Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:11 pm

    I found some photos of him















    Disgusting:D
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    Hitler Parodies

    Post  flamming_python on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:29 pm

    Man these are just too much.. lol!

    Hitler's trip to Japan, Volumes I-IV









    Hitler's holiday in the Alps

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    U.S. Politics thread:

    Post  magnumcromagnon on Sat May 16, 2015 3:42 pm

    A thread to discuss U.S. politics.

    ...The 2016 Presidential election is coming up, so we might as well have a dedicated thread:


    Simply terrible! Can you believe this clown almost became U.S. president? lol1



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    Someone Trolling or Just a Mistake?

    Post  Mr.Comrade on Sat May 23, 2015 9:31 am

    Just finished watching Friday Night Fights, and the Russian Andrey Fedosov won by knockout. Only thing is, I noticed the graphics had a Ukrainian flag by his name and picture. Is someone in the graphics department at ESPN a butthurt Ukrainian, or just ignorant? I've been watching Fedosov throughout the Boxino tournament, and they've always had a Russian flag by profile photo and name, he has never rocked a Ukrainain flag, and I do not believe he has any association with Ukraine. What do you guys think happened?
    Look at min 0.00 and 29.28


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    Post  franco on Sat May 23, 2015 3:25 pm

    Bunch of damn Nazis, you can't trust them Very Happy

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    Humor: Isis threatens Albania.

    Post  KoTeMoRe on Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:53 am

    http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.
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    Post  sepheronx on Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:18 pm

    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister? That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified. Hope they get the right kind of justice.
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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:57 pm

    sepheronx wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

    They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.
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    Post  OminousSpudd on Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:01 pm

    KoTeMoRe wrote:
    sepheronx wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

    They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.

    Hand them over to the SAA, I hear that they have a specific set of skills when it comes to disposing of ISIS. sniper
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    Post  mack8 on Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:07 pm

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Eastern Europe style! lol!
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    Post  KoTeMoRe on Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:19 pm

    OminousSpudd wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:
    sepheronx wrote:
    KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

    Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

    And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

    There's a video as well.

    Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

    Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

    Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

    Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

    They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.



    Hand them over to the SAA, I hear that they have a specific set of skills when it comes to disposing of ISIS. sniper

    Thy most probably will get something heavy and explosive on their path soon enough. But what makes everyone laugh is that you just don't threaten balkanics. You just don't do it unless you can back that up in any significant way. Saying you'll poison our food and blow up things at home is retarded. That's asking to get your family killed (especially the Al Kosovi idiot). Word on the street is that the Kosovar guy was a weirdo and homo (reputation destruction 101).


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