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    Post  Regular on Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:39 pm


    God watches over stupid, drunk and fools"
    Usually the drunk driver survives while his passengers die.
    I really hope You learned Your lesson Viktor. Did You loose Your license or got it suspended?

    Austin, how is driving situation in India? I have Indian friend who got his licence in UK and he was too afraid to drive in his home country. I prefer to drive in UK too. Way better driving culture than in my country.

    Our driving culture possibly is even worse than in Russia. What You will see below is happening in the street. It's not legal. It's not planned. Cops can't do anything. Cool to participate but when You want to go back home and road is blocked then You just want to mow them down with PKM.
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    Post  Viktor on Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:24 pm

    Regular wrote:
    God watches over stupid, drunk and fools"
    Usually the drunk driver survives while his passengers die.
    I really hope You learned Your lesson Viktor. Did You loose Your license or got it suspended?

    1 Year without licence and medical exam afterwards and of course 2000 E ticket Embarassed 
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    Post  TR1 on Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:37 pm

    Damn, thats crazy!

    I will I admit I have done my fair share of driving while drink, but usually I was not utterly plastered, and I drove very carefully. Never got into an accident or came close to it, but it is not something I will be doing again.

    My scariest driving experience was when I fell asleep behind the wheel. Had a huge party at my house the night before (actually was supposed to be small and only friends, then suddenly a mob of people showed up) and early next morning I had to drive several hours to grab some of my things from a storage locker. My friend was with me, but being similarly tired, quickly dozed off. I remember my eyes feeling like lead, closing on their own. Next minute, my eyes slowly open, and I am going on the highway emergency lane, right next to the cement wall. Freaked out, swerved back into the normal lane and spent the rest of the drive spasing out and talking out loud to keep myself from falling asleep. It was scary as hell, if I opened my eyes up a second later we would have totaled the car and maybe worse.
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    Post  Viktor on Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:46 pm

    Driving tired is much more dangerous than driving drunk.
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    Post  Regular on Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:11 pm

    Nah, driving drunk is more dangerous as most of people don't feel the speed, they are not aware of situation.
    It's easy to recuperate from being tired. Even 20 minute sleep will help alot. Can't say same about being drunk.
    Drove from UK to the end of EU. With dog and two people who couldn't drive. I had to keep my window open all the time, consumed massive amounts of redbull. It came to the point I started to miss exists from highways. I had to drives miles just to get back where I was from. We couldn't stop at BB because dogs weren't allowed so I've only turned in rural places and fuel stations to piss and walk around. Eventually my concentration was so shit, I was driving LHD car, it was hard to take over cars, almost caused couple accidents, turned on windows wipers instead of indicating and so on. I was comforting myself that military pilots experience more stress and fatigue than me and they still get their job done.

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    Post  Corrosion on Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:19 pm

    Regular wrote:Austin, how is driving situation in India? I have Indian friend who got his licence in UK and he was too afraid to drive in his home country. I prefer to drive in UK too. Way better driving culture than in my country.
    Driving situation in India sucks. Over 100,000 people die every year on Indian roads, which is highest in the world. Indian roads are full of idiots who dont believe in traffic rules. Mad
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    Post  GarryB on Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:18 am

    I remember an interview with the Indian actor who plays the main character on the "Kumars at number 42"... and he said when he went to India that he told his brother that he did not want to drive at night because when you see a single light coming towards you on some hill top road it could be a truck with one light working or it could be a motorbike... to which his brother said "or it could be two guys on motorbikes carrying a wardrobe...!"

    On another interview program I remember someone saying they saw a truck driving over a narrow mountain pass at night with four children on the front... two were holding torches and two had buckets with the top child with the bucket feeding water into the radiator and the other kid with a bucket catching as much leaking water as he can and passing the bucket when full to the other child putting water into the radiator...


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    Post  Austin on Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:41 am

    In the cities in India we lack lane discipline , every one drives the way they feel and then we have two wheeler , 3 wheeler and 4 wheeler all in the same lane some time competing with each other.

    The general public too ofter try to cross roads even when they are not suppose to but damn the signal.

    The road and bad too at many places lot of potholes specially tar road.

    All this makes driving dangerous and cross the same ....infact there are many cases of two wheeler meeting with fatal accidents due to potholes and it gets worse in rainy seasons.

    In the 30 plus years that I have been in my city I havent seen things changed much , all we have is more flyovers and some concrete roads at few places but exponontial rise in traffic which cant be catered by present infra ..... have no clue what would happen in the future .....looking back 20-25 years back it was far far better then what it is now.
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    Eid Mubarak

    Post  Stealthflanker on Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:29 pm

    Assalammu'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakkatuh

    Greetings to all readers and alike Very Happy

    As the title said Eid Mubarak I'dl Fitr 1434H

    May Allah SWT Bless you all and allow us to see next year's Ramadhan.

    That's all.

    Wassalammualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakkatuh.
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    Post  NationalRus on Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:41 pm





    how sweet
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    Post  TR1 on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:24 pm

    Maleikum Salaam.

    That being said I am not fasting for no religious reasons Very Happy

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    Post  Hachimoto on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:53 pm

    Thanks Stealthflanker Smile

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    Post  ali.a.r on Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:22 am

    Alayna Wa Alaykum
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    Post  Sujoy on Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:50 pm

    Stealthflanker wrote:Assalammu'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakkatuh

    Greetings to all readers and alike Very Happy

    As the title said Eid Mubarak I'dl Fitr 1434H

    May Allah SWT Bless you all and allow us to see next year's Ramadhan.

    That's all.

    Wassalammualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakkatuh.

    Thanks for the heads up Stealthflanker . I used to live in Hyderabad before & had lots of friends/colleagues who were Muslims so the month of Ramadan was a blast as someone or the other treated the entire team daily .

    Anyways , nostalgia apart ... Eid Mubarak to all you guys .
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    Post  flamming_python on Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:17 pm

    Valaikum Alsalam!

    Ain't Mubarak a former dictator in Egypt? Razz 
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    Post  Stealthflanker on Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:15 pm

    flamming_python wrote:Valaikum Alsalam!

    Ain't Mubarak a former dictator in Egypt? Razz 
    surely not Hosni Mubarak XD but it means "Blessed"

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    Union of Eurasia

    Post  Jyshky on Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:51 pm

    I know that there is the Eurasian Economic "Coalition?". So, what do you think of this idea?



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    Post  KomissarBojanchev on Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:45 pm

    This would be my dream country.
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    Post  collegeboy16 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:21 pm

    F*ck that.  lol1 
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    Post  TR1 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:33 pm

    Russia's had enough red banners for a millennium IMO.

    They are pretty snazzy though.
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    Post  flamming_python on Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:37 am

    Nice music!

    Would be a good country for preventing the 3/4ths of wars in the world that all take place on this territory.
    But too large to be viable. Sorta like a Eurarabiaindianafricasia

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    Post  etaepsilonk on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:17 pm

    Eurasian union= eastern equivalent of EU.
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    Noah's Law and the jewish practise of sucking on circumcized babies

    Post  Werewolf on Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:51 pm

    http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/israel-s-chief-rabbinate-says-oral-suction-at-circumcision-is-preferred-1.517349

    Israel’s chief rabbinate says oral suction at circumcision is preferred
    The practice of 'metzitzah b'peh,' in which blood is sucked orally from the circumcision wound, is under scrutiny in Germany, due to a complaint filed against a Berlin rabbi for allegedly committing bodily harm during a brit milah.


    Israel's chief rabbinate has weighed in on the practice of a controversial circumcision rite in Germany, saying that metzitzah b'peh is preferred.

    The practice, in which blood is sucked orally from the circumcision wound, is under scrutiny in Germany, due to a complaint filed against a Berlin rabbi for allegedly committing bodily harm during a brit milah.

    Rabbi Moshe Morsiano, chair of the Division of Circumcision for the Chief Rabbinate of Israel, emphasized in a letter dated April 22 that there is no justification for avoiding metzitzah b'peh "unless the mohel has a sore in his mouth, or some infectious disease."

    The letter was addressed to Rabbi Yehudah Teichtal, who heads Chabad Lubavitch in Berlin and is one of several official rabbis in the city. Teichtal requested the response after an anti-circumcision activist filed charges against him, claiming oral suction was performed at the brit milah of Teichtal's son. Berlin's state prosecutor is looking into the merits of the case.

    Germany's new law regulating ritual circumcision, passed in December, requires that the procedure be done to the highest possible medical standards. Metzitzah b'peh has come under fire by many Jewish groups, including modern Orthodox associations, due to the possible spread of infections that can be fatal to an infant. Opponents recommend the use of a pipette.

    In New York, at least 11 boys contracted herpes from the practice between 2004 and 2011, according to New York City health officials. Two died from the disease and two others suffered brain damage. Last September, the board of health voted 9-0 to require mohels to obtain signed consent forms from parents.

    In his letter responding to Teichtal's query, Morsiano concluded that "this committee requires that the mohel obtain the family’s permission before performing this act in the traditional manner."

    The Israeli chief rabbinate was the latest of several international Orthodox rabbinical organizations to weigh in on the matter. Its support of the tradition reflects that of the Brussels-based Rabbinical Council of Europe.

    On the other hand, the London-based Conference of European Rabbis issued a statement saying that the use of pipettes is approved under Jewish law and preferable, for health reasons. The Central Council of Jews in Germany followed suit.

    Meanwhile, Teichtal has not commented on whether the tradition was followed at his son's brit milah.

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    Post  Hannibal Barca on Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:10 pm

    What a nice topic to throw a little, irrelevant, story Laughing

    About a year ago I was related with an ex-VIP-escort or something like that which supposedly was Russian-Lithuanian and since she was in her late 20s and retired she was staying here permanently.

    I met here in a club when she came to me out of the blue and asked me to offer her a drink.

    She wasn't looking particularly educated and I thought she was quite dump but nevertheless she claim to be a lawyer and here mother doctor (the last one checked).

    She had great connections with the Russian embassy here with whom she was meeting regularly with or without me but she was allegedly 100% unpolitical and was truly fanatic about that never discussing anything or had any idea etc

    Her house was full of Orthodox pictures and indeed nothing was suspicious.

    Until later at least when I found out that she had an ex-fiancee in Israel, a businessman, that she was herself Jewish like half her family (despite she was supposedly practicing Christianity!), that she was in Israel for years (without an Israeli passport) and that she still had a connection with him although various sources of mine confirm that she was in Athens the last 4 years working as escort.

    She also had in touch an Armenian businessman working with France.

    Finally add to this that my field of expertise is really strategic although I never had anything of any importance to be spied on or something in this respect.

    When I found out and searched and uncovered everything she begged me not to say anything to our common cycles.

    Anyway, strange story on how some of this snakes are secretive, if I wasn't really good in gathering information I would had never found out.
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    Post  Regular on Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:10 am

    Hannibal Barca wrote:What a nice topic to throw a little, irrelevant, story Laughing

    About a year ago I was related with an ex-VIP-escort or something like that which supposedly was Russian-Lithuanian and since she was in her late 20s and retired she was staying here permanently.

    I met here in a club when she came to me out of the blue and asked me to offer her a drink.

    She wasn't looking particularly educated and I thought she was quite dump but nevertheless she claim to be a lawyer and here mother doctor (the last one checked).

    She had great connections with the Russian embassy here with whom she was meeting regularly with or without me but she was allegedly 100% unpolitical and was truly fanatic about that never discussing anything or had any idea etc

    Her house was full of Orthodox pictures and indeed nothing was suspicious.

    Until later at least when I found out that she had an ex-fiancee in Israel, a businessman, that she was herself Jewish like half her family (despite she was supposedly practicing Christianity!), that she was in Israel for years (without an Israeli passport) and that she still had a connection with him although various sources of mine confirm that she was in Athens the last 4 years working as escort.

    She also had in touch an Armenian businessman working with France.

    Finally add to this that my field of expertise is really strategic although I never had anything of any importance to be spied on or something in this respect.

    When I found out and searched and uncovered everything she begged me not to say anything to our common cycles.

    Anyway, strange story on how some of this snakes are secretive, if I wasn't really good in gathering information I would had never found out.
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